schrodinger's virus joke

(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke. One thing that I've learned from being in quarantine is that people this is like being in jail, is what it is !

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Thus Schrodinger’s Virus. HSJ has spoken to the service’s most senior figures and makes the following predictions.

Because we cannot get tested, we cannot know whether we have the virus or not.We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don’t spread it to others.We have to act as if we’ve never had the virus because if we didn’t have it, we’re not immune.Therefore, we both have and don’t have the virus. So it’s great to see fast innovation and adoption – and let’s not forget how we can also make use of existing and longstanding systems to help NHS staff working remotely co-operate and share data.The respected Institute for Fiscal Studies has looked at the likely economic and health and care impacts from the covid-19 pandemic in “In the medium and longer term, the economic downturn itself will have persistent negative health effects, with these effects being worse for some groups than others … Evidence shows that the detrimental impact of adverse economic shocks can persist for many years … combined, these effects are likely to exacerbate existing geographical and socioeconomic health inequalities”.Of course, the NHS must also now plan for the un-met need that will start to appear some weeks after the epidemic’s peaked. Schrodinger’s virus. Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus. This notion is a homage to ““Because we can’t get tested, we can’t know if we have the covid-19 virus or not“We have to act as if we have the virus, so that we don’t spread it to others.“We have to act as if we’d never had the virus, because if we have’t had it, we’re not immune.“Therefore we simultaneously have and don’t have the covid-19 virus.”Former Department of Health permanent secretary Una O’Brien says work on a covid-19 inquiry must start now and will need innovation on a previously unimaginable scale Whether it is to develop an eventual exit strategy for lockdown or to prepare for handling acute care demands from a second wave of covid-19 infections, testing is essential, says Andy Cowper. The old tech industry adage is that “Overall, we need this stuff to work. My sense is that for community, mental health (including the police) and social care providers, as well as acutes without Type 1 accident and emergencies, real problems persist in more than a few places.Equally, the combined use of the military and NHS Supply Chain is currently believed to ensure adequate supplies of PPE to acute providers with type 1 A&Es. Clinicians should not have had to be emphasising and reiterating the importance of adequate PPE to the point where the national media noticed.There was a very simple question that a well-run system should have been asking itself from the outset: nationally, who is responsible for counting the current weekly rates of use of PPE for the NHS and social care (based on previous run rates per case), and ensuring that it is balanced by supply?In work experience health and social care secretary Matt Hancock’s Friday presentation, he outlined a “comprehensive PPE plan”.

HSJ is part of Wilmington Healthcare Limited, Beechwood House, 2-3 Commercial Way, Christy Close, Southfields, Essex, SS15 6EF. This notion is a homage to “Schrodinger’s cat”: a famous paradox designed to explore some of the issues around quantum physics, whereby … Registered in England and Wales.

A DISHEVELLED, BALD FIGURE (THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM) SWEEPS IMPERIOUSLY FROM THE ROOM, LEAVING OUR HERO AND HEROINE, MATT HANCOCK AND DIDO HARDING, ALONE TOGETHER. There will also be “new” mental health issues, developing as a direct consequence of lockdown: anxiety, agoraphobia …?There will be mental health care needs among some of the front-line staff, after what they are currently seeing.And this is before we mention the serious question of how we tackle the current, very long waiting lists: the cancer backlog, the referral to treatment backlog and the fatberg that is the non-RTT backlog.The inevitable paradox that the IFS and FT pieces show is that while the NHS will surely have a first-class case for improved capacity of workforce, capital and kit, it will be making this case in a damaged economy.

Once the public health emergency situation has ended, data will either be destroyed or returned in line with the law and the strict contractual agreements that are in place between the NHS and partners” is welcome.

I’m hopeful that we see a better balance of management responsibility between clinicians (who ultimately, run everything) and general managers. DIDO HARDING : Thanks ...What will the next six months bring for the NHS?

If you don’t understand this joke, you’re never allowed to talk about science again.

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